Transcendence with high hopes for an intelligent Chris Nolan-esque action/adventure/tech movie we would be talking about for years. Well… we might be talking about it for years but for all the wrong reasons; Transcendence is a dumb mess of potentially great, but not entirely original ideas that have been incoherently shoved together and mishandled from start to finish. Sure it looks pretty, but that’s about it. Whoever it was who described Depp as ‘Skyping’ in his performance nailed it.